Karl Wick - SUNY Ulster
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These pages are intended to be used for easy access to general class information when you are away from the classroom. You will soon find course outlines, notes, tools and other useful information here. Feel free to look around.
Here are a few photos of what we do:
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Warning: Our product warps time and space in its vicinity.
WARNING: Our products attract every other piece of matter in the universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
CAUTION: The masses of our products contain the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight.
HEALTH WARNING: Care should be taken when lifting a product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user.
ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process known as "tunneling," a product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damage or inconvenience that may result.
COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The subatomic particles comprising our products are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the product of other manufacturers, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied.
CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the consumer to find out at the same time both precisely where any product is and how fast it is moving.
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power cannot therefore be permanently guaranteed.
ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of product contents found hereon, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product, like all others, consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.
HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: Our products contains minute electrically charged particles moving at velocities in excess of five hundred million miles per hour.
READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to certain suggested versions of a grand unified theory, the primary particles constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four hundred million years.
PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of entropy in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The entire physical universe, including our product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
PLEASE NOTE: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact anti-matter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
I post my schedule at my office and here.
TELEPHONE: My office extension is
5177 (845-687-5177 from off campus)
NOTE: Email is my prefered method of
if face-to-face is not practical.
You may contact me at UCCC or via email: (firstname.lastname@example.org) Personal web page and e-mail: Karl Wick (kwick@REMOVEMEhvc.rr.com)
Page Created: Thu Jan 16, 2001 This and all related pages © 2001-2015 Karl R. Wick All Rights Reserved.